VAGUE PEACE OF MIND

The pearly gates swing wide with thrusting wind 
No more lies, it's time to fess up to your flaws

Blast out into space with no knowledge to date
Hell is war, there's no more time to debate

Peace won't happen when the world falls to pieces
A blink of an eye won't save you from guilt

Open your mind and forget all that you doubt
Remember we're in this together, unless you strike out 

FICKLE PICKLE

Aligned with nothing can make you oh so fickle

Careful where you tread, it might end in a pickle

Take a path to keep your gray matter on track

Activate your brain then you won't mind all the flack 

Travel through life with your tactile passion

Always move with a forceful plan of action

Do what you may and dream with your mind

Give it all you've got and you'll be one of a kind 

Labor of Love

Tight as a drum, the heart pumps forever strong
Fingers glide over our souls, making us belong
The blood rushes over our skin with pure delight
A labor of love, nothing short of flawless insight

ARMED with CARROTS

Carrots laced with perfume seep through her golden gait
Smirks, gasps & hiccups crumple, tempting her fate
The rabbit gathers no tea but steals away their bags
As they rush in limbo til their clothes turn into rags

Carrots laced with honey slide down his bulging throat
Benefits, aid & humanity are cut off like the head of a goat
The rabbit pops out and nibbles at their tea stained minds
As they fall into the black hole, followed by the chain that binds

Carrots laced with fairness lift up one single thought
Kindness, health & fair play will never be sold or bought
The rabbit hops forth in time to smash the tea set
As they scatter in the wind and hopefully lose the bet

C2011 LLR

PAGAN ROAST

THE OLE DAYS OF WIRE COAT HANGERS MAY APPEAR ONCE MORE
AS THE FEMALE MAY ABORT THE FLANGE MASS WITH A BOXER'S JAB
HER RED RIVER WILL FLOW AS BABY'S BREATH SPROUTS IN HER HAIR
AND THE PAIN WILL JUT INTO HER PSYCHE WITH NOTHING TO SPARE
WILL A PRIMROSE SPEAK CODE YELLOW?OR WILL A RED ROSE SHOUT CODE BLUE?

© 2011 LeeLee Ryder

SLEEPLESS IN VAGINA/THE V-SPOTS

(it's that time of year again ~ gearing to do the Vagina Monologues again!)





TEN TO FIFTEEN VAGINAS, STOOD IN A CURVACEOUS ROW
CRAZY TIME, YOU BETCHA, NO TIME TO BLOW THE SHOW
CHAOS & LOVE KEPT US FLOWIN', IN THE WONDROUS GLOW
HONEY OH DARLIN', EVERY GAL'S PRECIOUS DON'T U KNOW

BUSTIN' OUT OF THE SCENE, WASN'T AN OPTION FOR US GALS
GATHERIN' RAMPANT FERVOR WAS A WAY WE BECAME GOOD PALS
MILKMAIDS FROM VALHALLA, WE'D ALWAYS BRING HOME THE COWS
THE CROWD WOoD BE CLAPPIN', IN TIME WE'D TAKE OUR BOWS

REVAMPIN' THE STAGNANT AIR, WAS OUR AGENDA THAT VERY NIGHT
AS THE HOURS TUMBLED FORWARD, WE ALL HUNG ON, SO TIGHT
OUR POWDER BOXED RUBIES, CHATTED WITH EACH & EVERY BITE
OUR SOULS DRIFTED UPWARD, LIKE a MOON IN THE RESTLESS NITE

WOMEN TALKING WOMEN WAS THE ONLY ROAD WE TOOK
LEMONY LUSTY LASHES, WASHED AWAY THE TEARY BROOK
AT LAST THE END CAME CLOSER, AS OUR BODIES QUAKED & SHOOK
TO BEGIN AGAIN WAS CRUCIAL, LET'S ALL TAKE JUST 1 MORE LOOK

C2010 LLR 330 627A

Valentini

Happy Valentini    ©2011 LLR
Happy VD, everyone ~ one & all
Hearts on sleeves is very order tall
Hold hands & float ~ have a ball
'Member to give a love chat & call
Happy VD, that's all ya'll